Mario’s nipples are, oddly enough, the subject of much controversy. Every year, Nintendo releases a beautiful summer render of our plumber boy on the beach, and this year is no different. But when Mario is at the beach and not at work, he swaps out his overalls for swimming trunks – which means it’s the only time we see him topless.
In 2020, Nintendo decided (for some reason) to cut out poor Mario’s nipples, apparently out of some sort of Nintendo-esque need to PROTECT KIDS from the horrors of the thought that Mario is a mammal. The internet, not to be outdone, decided it was weirder than just letting Mario have nipples, and so in 2021, Nintendo brought them back into place.
We know that all summer of this year you have probably wondered if Mario has nipples this year or not. It’s a bit like waiting for the color of smoke to announce the arrival of the new Pope. So, we’re happy to let you all know that Mario still has some solid plans for 2022:
However, the tweet contains a typo (“you” instead of “your”), so it could be deleted. Here’s an image so you can always appreciate our favorite breast plumber: